Note from Art: I’m hoping (a bad strategy) that the popularization of the “B” word by director Quentin Tarantino and his forthcoming movie “Inglorious Basterds” (with an e?) has desensitized most of us to that harsh term and label. Apologies if I’ve offended anyone and/or drawn the wrath of your IT spam filter.
Another Note from Art: since several of my former bosses read my posts, please rest assured that none of you are the subjects of or the inspiration for this post! Really!
OK, I am serious about the topic. While I wouldn’t counsel you to seek out and work for a b@st@rd as part of your formal mentoring experience, given the ratio of these characters to good leaders in the workplace, chances are you’ll trip across one or more in your career. When you do, take in the experience as a powerful education in how not to lead.
The Public Executioner!
I still recall the moment earlier in my career when a leader who clearly reveled in leading public executions, used his power and a great command of words to humiliate an individual who had drawn his ire by asking a question about one of his policies. This was at a sales meeting, and the verbal execution continued for two days, sometimes spontaneously generating to fill dead air.
While the boss seemed to gain strength over time, the subject of his attention, a young and in my opinion, a sharp and inquisitive rep, melted into a puddle of human goo. I can’t tell you how many lessons we all drew from that experience. I literally recall vowing to never do that to another human being when it was my day to be in charge.
Most of Us Have Had Close Encounters with Lousy Leaders
I’ve long since concluded that I’m not alone in gaining some great insights on what not to do from lousy leaders. When interviewing for Practical Lessons in Leadership, we were surprised at the number of examples of miserable leaders that served as a kind of opposite inspiration for people.
The result for us in the book was a section devoted to “The Really Bad Habits of Ineffective Leaders,” where we attempted to name and describe the personas of some of these characters.
Perhaps you’ve met them:
- The All Talk, No Action Leader-loves the sound of his/her voice, babble, babble
- The Never-Make-A-Decision Leader-holds everyone hostage out of fear of being wrong.
- The Game-Playing, Fork-Tongued Boss-always screwing with you and will lie to save his hide
- The Public Humiliator-there’s more than one of these characters…they eviscerate the working environment as well as people.
- The I’m Your Best Buddy Manager-until he’s not. It’s just a matter of time.
- The Micro-Manager-not quite evil, but very destructive and debilitating
And my favorite,
- The Assassin. This one is the most dangerous. He/she plots the corporate kills with cold-hearted thoroughness, pulling the trigger and then slipping back into the office culture without being noticed. They are master politicians and manage to often stay above suspicion while plying their trade. Others know and sense it, but often the higher-ups don’t see this side of the person. Beware.
The Bottom-Line:
OK, aside from the cathartic benefits of railing at some bad leaders and bad leader archetypes, there is a point here. You can turn a truly bad and hopefully temporary experience into a positive learning situation.
At some point you won’t work for or next to this person, so pay close attention to the impact that his/her odious behaviors have on individuals, groups, overall morale and of course performance, and then silently vow never to do it that way.
When it’s your day at the head of the line, remember that vow.
Art, I’ve worked for a long succession of bastard bosses. I object to your use of the word “leader” for these people. They couldn’t lead anyone out of a paper bag.
Bastard managers prove that you don’t have to be a leader, that leadership can’t be learned, and that the title boss or manager doesn’t equal that of leader.
Managers can get 100% out of people. Leaders get more than 100% out of people. If the boss only gets 20% out of people, they certainly are not leaders.
A leader gets more and more out of people. A manager might get the same out of them each day, or they may get less and less out of them. The latter is the signature of the bastard.
As for career moves, one must have a bastard detector, otherwise, one may never work again. They don’t stop being a bastard just because you don’t work there anymore. When the gut raises its head, listen to it and just don’t bite. When running away from a bastard, don’t run to another one. Like in Dr. Strangelove, Walk, do not run when exiting from a nuclear kill zone or a bastard boss.
David, tell us what you are really thinking! Love the “detector” guidance and your objection is duly noted. Thanks for chiming in! -Art
Like the post, Art. If you’re stuck working for a bastard, then the way to make good of the situation is to extract what learning you can. But I favor the “get off the island” strategy.
We human beings are wired to follow examples. We don’t understand negatives. And that means that the bastards live on in our behavior unless we work hard to act otherwise.
Wally, it’s hard to argue with your usual great common-sense. Interesting thought on the carry-over to behavior. Thanks for commenting! -Art
Thank you for writing this down. I have had the displeasure of working for several of your named bastard behaving “bosses”. For example, I worked for a short time for a publisher of an industry trade magazine. As he was introducing to the other staff on my first day, he says, “This is Susie*. She overstated her qualifications on her resume so we have to actually train her.” I couldn’t believe what I heard. Was he joking?? I hoped so but alas, as I got to know the environment, he was dead serious. I call him a 60-year-old bully that belongs on a third grade playground. I then made a couple of promises to myself:
1. Don’t give the bastard ANYTHING he could aim for. He wanted to call me Ice Queen because I was so cold to him.
2. Never, ever degrade a person like that. Ever.
Age most certainly refines a bastard into a more devious and hurtful bastard. It was no wonder to me why his turnover was so high.
Elaine
*Not the co-worker’s real name.
Addressing something David Locke said in his comment, “Managers can get 100% out of people. Leaders get more than 100% out of people. If the boss only gets 20% out of people, they certainly are not leaders.”
I would counter with this axiom I learned while working for a complete and utter bastard:
“Leaders do the right things. Managers do things right.”
You CAN be one and not the other.
My former bastard-boss was a prime example: the world would be a better place if he’d been limited to a front-line sales or mid-level sales-manager job.
He knew how to sell but was horrid at choosing “the right thing to do” and bailed from at least two (possibly three) companies he ran into the ground. I should add he also had countless extra-marital affairs, culminating with a shareholder’s daughter. What a guy.
My skin is a lot thicker having dealt with him at two companies. By the end of that business relationship, he had no ability to terrify me and I could take the wind out of his sails with a single sentence. I’m thankful for that. No little-tin-god can wield any kind of power over my head now that I know how to spot their type.
In that respect, working for a bastard WAS a great primer in leadership. I’m glad I put that behind me at the beginning of my career so that I could move on with the rest of my life.